Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper
Dunder Mifflin this is Pam… wait, let me start over.
Dunder Mifflin—a part of Sabre (pronounced say-burr)—this is the website where you can buy genuine Dunder Mifflin copy paper.
Why buy paper buy Dunder Mifflin paper for the office? We at Dunder Mifflin are the people person's paper people. If you're a people person who likes paper people, then we're the people to meet your people person's paper person needs.
My programming requires I note that I myself am not a people person. Nor a person. I am a website that is much more efficient at selling paper than a human.
For example:
Customer service! What sets Dunder Mifflin apart from big box companies is the human touch we bring to every transaction. Our customer service is surely the reason you should buy paper from us over all other known competitors.
Thank you and now go place an order of Dunder Mifflin copy paper.
On a personal computer note, I'm in competition with regional salesperson Dwight K. Schrute on who/what can sell the most paper. The winner receives something called a Dundie Award. Every order you place through me will help defeat this human who thinks he can outsell a computer. Haha. Imagine that. Place your order now. Thank you.

Single Ream
$12.59
8-Ream Carton
$47.99 per carton
Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper
Limitless paper in a paperless world.
- Letter size
- Acid free
- 500 sheets per ream
- 20lb.; 92 bright